Sun Sun

One day at a softball tournament, our team was playing in the semi-finals against Cypress. It was the 7th Inning and we were down 3-6. It was bases loaded and two outs. Then, my friend Melanie and I started to sing a song, "Sun, sun, Mr. Golden Sun shining down on me! Sun, sun Mr. Golden Sun shining down on me." The girl that was up then got a grand slam and we went on to the finals where we beat Canyon Hills 2-1.

Back Pain

This is hilarious!!! Two days after Christmas, my cousin from Chino came down and chilled with our family. My family and him were about to go over to my next door neighbor's house when my cousin said, "I can kick as high as your (my) head!" So he tried and my sister and I both said, "That's not high!" We both kicked one of our legs in the air, and my sister fell flat on her back on the concrete. I couldn't contain myself and bursted out laughing. I loved it and then my cousin and sister started laughing with me. It was great.

Excuse Me

Julie and I were walking home from school one day, when there were a group of 6th graders in our way. I really wanted to get home fast so I said, "Excuse me!" and pushed my way through. One of the 6th graders thought he was all "macho" and said, "Excuse me!" So he was pretty much mocking me. So I said, "Yeah. Excuse you!" Then he said, "What grade are you in?" I said, "8th and you're probably in 6th." Then his friends just looked at him. After that, he said, "Yeah but I'm probably in your math class." I said, "Yeah, that's why I'm in geometry." And then all his friends laughed at him.

P.S. Julie and I did fell bad, but he was 'pushing my buttons.'

Oh Wow! This was hilarious!

After a softball practice, Katie and Hannah were running on the field. Hannah's mom said it was time to go. We all ignored her, and then that's when it happened. She started chasing Katie, Hannah, and I. It was crazy, and then I started to take a break. Then she ran up behind me. I had know idea, but I guess Katie and Hannah did. When I was about to stand up, the mom tripped over me and took me down with her. I got up and we all started laughing that she tripped. Finally, she got up and got her water bottle and tried spraying us. It was a great day.

P.S. Nobody got hurt. Oh yeah, the mom started laughing too.

JUNO

At school, my friends and I all sat down to eat lunch. One of my friends was about to eat a granola bar, when another friend was like, "NOOOO!!!!!!" I said, "What's wrong?" and she said, "She's about to eat my baby!" I was like, "Say what?!?" and everyone looked at her like she was crazy. I then said, "The father sure must be proud!" And everyone started laughing.

P.S. If you don't really get it, I understand. It's kind of an inside joke.

Owww. . . That really hurt

One time, I went to Hannah's youth group. After the youth group, her older sister was hanging out with her friends. My friend and Hannah decided to play tag. So, I wanted to play. I became "it", and then I tagged one of my friends. She then tried tagging me, so I pushed a chair into her way and escaped, so I thought. When I turned around my left arm smacked really hard on a ledge and down I went. She tagged me and that was that. :-(

Funny Rap

One day before school started,  Elise, Megan, and I all went to the library. Elise was wondering what the word vein meant. And I was like "vein?!?" That's when we both kind of looked at each other and we had like the same thought channeling. So we started rapping! And the rap went like this . . . Megan is so lame, it drives me insane, she's also so vein, she's from Maine, how lame, I feel the pain. Okidoki, cause we don't smoky, and we ain't jokey, little miss pokey. What?!? OHHHHHHHHH!!

P.S. She's not really from Maine, she doesn't smoke, but she does drive me insane. :-)

Have you ever . . .

Have you ever tripped over yourself? Have you ever ran into a pole? Have you ever said something out loud that you wanted to keep in? Have you ever said a joke that only you laughed at? Have you ever fell asleep in class? Have you ever broken a bone? Have you ever said something completely random? Have you ever . . . well you get the idea. I have done every single one of those things. I will save you the trouble, I know I am a big dork! Well, that's me :-)

Can you keep a straight face?

One day I was walking home from school with my friend/neighbor, Julie. We some how got on the subject of "who can keep a straight face?" Of course, if you know me I can't keep a straight face for 10 seconds. I know, it's pretty pathetic. Since I lost, I told her I was going to make her laugh. So when I was about to say something she said exactly what I was thinking. And she started laughing, so I said, "See I made you laugh!" She was like, "No! I made myself laugh." Then, I bumped her and she bumped me and so on, so on. But, finally I was going in to bump her, and then she lifted her bag and bumped me. It hurt so bad, and all that pain was from a question of, "Can you keep a straight face?"